Friday, January 21, 2011

Todd Palin Sex Scandal?

Here we are again with the gift that just keeps on giving.

Yes Mr. Sarah Palin has allegedly cheated on Sarah with Shailey Tripp, a massage therapist who was arrested for prostitution last year!

Sarah Palin's spokespeople have, of course, denied the allegations, but “The Enquirer” now claims that there are “official documents” and “physical evidence” concerning the connection between Todd Palin and Shailey Tripp, an Alaska woman who was arrested on prostitution charges stemming from a Craigslist “massage” service.

According to the tenants in the building of her offices, they saw Todd come and go often and heard noises that sounded like someone was having sex. It was the same tenants who called the police on her.

Well it looks like with the darling of the Tea Party’s rating falling to a record low (or her unfavorable ratings at a record high), which ever way you want to look at it, due to her own self imploding dumb ass actions of recent events; Sarah Palin’s beloved Todd and father of her children, was playing trains with a “massage (prostitute) service” woman. Yes Trains…..he was Casey Jones and Shailey Tripp was blowing his whistle. I am also of the mind that his piston was building a lot of frictional heat in her cylinder…..Making the wheels on the train to round and round.

When asked, Sarah Palin said that it was just a little “ITTY BITTY” train piston.


  1. it.
    I wonder, is the grandkid named Tripp (as unique and bizarre a name as I've ever heard)a compete coincidence? I don't think so.
    I can imagine Sarah now demanding her daughter have the kid's name legally changed.

    Nothing says bright sun shinny day like Sarahcudda and her disfunctional family being further embarrassed and diminished. A pox on the miserable mental defective.

  2. Hello Hump,
    Good to hear from you friend. Yes I can hardly wait to hear the next installment on this group.

    To paraphrase the line from the song, “Sunshine,” in the 1970’s that goes, “She can’t even run her own life….I’ll be damned if she’ll run mine.” The Teabaggers need to WAKEUP to their con job scam.

  3. I can't blame the guy for cheating one bit. If I were him, I'd do ANYTHING to get a break from that shrill-voiced bitch!

  4. Hello Jack,
    Thanks for stopping by as I always enjoy and value your comments.

    You bring up a good point because when I was single and running around….I never did WANT to take a DUMBASS TWIT home with me……(and “OK” there were a couple along the way), but for them most point I wanted to make a mentally compatible connection with this person before anything else.

    This being said, Sarah would not have made the cut….but in truth, would not even have been in the running. Now poor Todd did make his own bed with Caribou Barbie didn’t he, so to speak.

  5. Is that photo, Engineer, the one taken after a reporter asked," What was your SAT score?"

  6. Hello Muddy,
    In the full indulgence of honesty….you are probably correct with that thought. But as we all know, it can be applied in so many applications when it comes to Sarah Palin.

  7. It really appears that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...
    I posted an animated gif of Mee Maw Palin a few weeks ago and got a sputtery response from our Seppsylvanian buddy who accused me of being obsessed with her because she was the kind of classy babe I could never score with in high school...
    In reality, this is the kind of classy babe who, if in fact I discovered passed out in the back of my van, I would try to dump before the PCP wore off...and she remembered how she got there.....
    Go, Todd!!!! There is something,m I can't quite put my finger on it about Todd which puts me in mind of John Wayne Babbit....
    But that might be the next chapter of this sordid saga...

  8. LOL@ John Wayne Babbit. From your lips to Dog's ears.