First Explanation:
The reason for Sarah Palin’s resignation as Governor of Alaska is said to be that she has "accomplished goals she has set forward". Well the Engineer of Knowledge’s “Crap-O-Meter” is registering in the RED ZONE with this statement. The verdict is, “Pure Bull Shit” statement….Try Again Please!!
Second Explanation:
It's an off reason to resign as Governor with only about a year left on the term, but apparently this was the right move for Sarah Palin to make for herself and her family at this time. Engineer of Knowledge’s “Crap-O-Meter” is registering in the RED ZONE again with this statement. The verdict is, “Pure Bull Shit” statement….Try Again Please!!
Third Explanation:
Sarah Palin is resigning in order to spend more time running for President in the 2012 election. (Oh PLEASE, PLEASE BE TRUE!! So much material for the intellectual bloggers to write about. Hours upon Hours of FUN!!) Engineer of Knowledge’s “Crap-O-Meter” is registering in the RED ZONE once again with this statement. The verdict is, “Pure Bull Shit” statement….Try Again Please!!
Forth Explanation:
Palin's father, Chuck Heath, told Fox News that he thought her resignation was due to the negativity from the media. According to Heath, the governor was unable to be effective while she was constantly having to defend herself against ethics complaints and the media. Engineer of Knowledge’s “Crap-O-Meter” is ringing DING, DING, DING. The verdict is, “Closest Statement To The Truth”….Press "Accept Statement" Button Please!!
Sarah Palin’s approval ratings in her own state of Alaska have skidded in recent months with the attitude that she simply can't handle the job and this is just latest in a pattern of bizarre behaviors. How Scary That So Many Stupid People Wanted Her To Be Our Vice-President.
Sarah Palin demonstrates for the people of Alaska how well she can imitate motor boat noises.
Great post. I'm laughing.
ReplyDeleteWhat a lightweight! Can you imagine if, God forbid, she and McCain actually were elected last fall!!
ReplyDeleteShe's one of those evangelical nutcases, so what else could we expect but this nutty rant about playing basketball as governor???