Sunday, November 28, 2010

Latest Tea Party Update From Wilmington, Delaware

In a follow up public appearance after loosing miserably in her Republican bid for the Senate Seat of Delaware, Christine O’Donnell turned in a personal performance that, right from the start, was guaranteed to raise some eyebrows in Delaware and beyond. Chrissie once again showed her unique talent (and the gift to us all) of not having the social filter between her thoughts and whatever she says.

Christine O’Donnell, the “Tea Party Twinkie Joke” said at her talk last night that she strongly supports “The Separation Of Speech And Thought.” Chrissie went on to say,
“To tell you the truth, I don’t know if there’s anything about that in the Constitution. In the version of the Constitution that I read, Big Bird, Burt nor Ernie mentioned anything about this.”

Later in the interview talk, Ms. O’Donnell did seem stumped when the interviewer asked whether there were any Supreme Court decisions she disagreed with, and after an uncomfortable, too long, pregnant pause, Ms. O’Donnell finally blurting out, “Ali v. Frazier?”

After the interview that Ms. O’Donnell had painfully stumbled through, many of her supporters in the audience wondered why she had not written answers on her hand as her role model Sarah Palin has been known to do. Ms. O’Donnell offered this explanation: “As you know, I believe it’s immoral to use your hand to help yourself.” (Ms. O’Donnell’s obvious reference to her stand against masturbation as a sin)

(Under the honesty of full discloser, the above piece was totally made up for your entertainment. I felt I should add this note based on the fact that this occurrence could be quite plausible in Ms O’Donnell’s case. A lot of truth in jest!!)


  1. HAAAA! A fitting epitaph for an asinine social right winger's campaign. I'm surprised she got even 1 vote!

  2. I was entertained, sir...but I was not surprised that she even go just 1 vote. American Politics has been totally corrupted by know nothings, self serving media hounds and corporate puppets....
    They know nothing about the issues, they feign disdain at any intellectual attempt at analyzation, sensationalism and media manipulation are the tools to power and these puppets are all too happy to let some Mr. Big jerk their strings for a fat paycheck.
    Hell, Little Chrissie was just trying to raise some bucks to maintain her lifestyle......

  3. She popped up again a few days ago cheering for Hillary Clinton to run against Obama in 2012. That 'endorsement' from this nut-job ought to put that notion to rest once and for all.