Sunday, May 1, 2011

President Obama Has His Day With "The Donald" Trump

President Obama didn’t have to wait long to set out a big helping of “Bitch Slapping” for Donald Trump at Saturday night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

The real estate mogul, Republican Presidential Candidate Contender, and Birther Nutjob, who attended as a guest of The Washington Post, was treated to some zingers by the commander in chief.

President Obama had his moment with comments like: “I know that he’s taken some flak lately, but no one is happier, no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than “The Donald.” And that’s because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?”

“Just recently, in an episode of “Celebrity Apprentice” at the steakhouse, the men’s cooking team did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks. And there was a lot of blame to go around. But you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership. And so ultimately, you didn’t blame Lil Jon or Meatloaf. You fired Gary Busey. These are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night. Well handled, sir. Well handled.”

Then comedian Seth Meyers, the evening’s featured entertainer, tore into “The Donald.”

Meyers started off with, “Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising, since I just assumed he was running as a joke. Trump owns the Miss USA Pageant, which is great for Republicans because it will streamline the search for a vice president. Trump has said he's got a great relationship with "The Blacks"...Well unless "The Blacks" are a family of white people, I bet he's mistaken. Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic, because a FOX often appears on Donald Trump’s HEAD. If you’re at The Washington Post table with Trump and you can’t finish your entrée, don’t worry, the FOX will eat it."

Obama himself had a good laugh over the whole birth certificate thing. He began his remarks by announcing that he was prepared to go a step further, in case there were any lingering doubts about his American citizenship.

“Tonight, for the first time, I am releasing my official birth video,” he declared. On the video screens around the room, up popped the birth scene from “The Lion King.” The President then targeted the bias Fox Programming Group with the comment, “I want to make clear to the “Fox News” table: That was a joke,”…….“That was not my real birth video. That was a children’s cartoon. Call Disney if you don't believe me. They have the original long form version.”

I am of the opinion that the President and staff advisors released his long form Birth Certificate last week just to give the President plenty of material for the correspondents’ dinner.

I have posted a video clip for your enjoyment and a personal word to the President and Staff. Well Done!!!


  1. HAAAAA!!! OUTSTANDING performance by the President! Maybe now that he's FINALLY succeeded where Bush and Cheney FAILED MISERABLY by actually killing bin Laden, we'll see an end to all this far right paranoid craziness about him being a Muslim, "not one of us", and having misdirected our "war on terror."

    Take THAT, Liz and Dick Cheney!
    Take THAT, Sarah "half Governor" Palin!
    Take THAT, paranoid far right neocons!

  2. Hello Jack,
    I also understand that the President inevitably (and maybe intentionally) that when the news broke in last night that Osama bin Laden was dead, it interrupted "Celebrity Apprentice" just as Donald is about to announce who he was going to fire....I guess if anyone is really interested then can Google it. Personally I don’t give a Rat’s Ass (which maybe what is really on Trumps head) who gets fired by Trump.

    I posted on Muddy’s site that a cargo ship called; “Alliance St. Louis” was headed to the Middle East with military equipment and WAS PICKING UP A UNIT OF RETIRED NAVY SEALS FROM EGYPT. I did not know what EXACTLY what was going to go down, but I knew it was something BIG. I still have my connections and the Nut Job Fox Programming Repeaters need to understand that I work with more actual and true information than most.

    Well now we know!!! :-)

  3. Maybe, just maybe, America is coming to its senses at last and will be dismissing that set of clowns who believe that they can do a better job in the Oval Office than Obama. The plan and its execution places Obama far above that set of jugglers and comics.