The Holy Oak Tree and Big Holy Rock have performed evidence of their religious miracles by striking down Glenn Beck for his sins against mankind. This truly shows that the Holy Oak Tree and Big Holy Rock are the only true religions and all should lay praise and homage.
Glenn Beck announced that he has been diagnosed with an eye disease that is going to blind him. The blustering blowhard conservative Fox Programming commentator told an audience attending his "American Revival" tour over the weekend in Salt Lake City that a doctor told him he has the degenerative disease macular dystrophy. The disease generally makes itself known by a decrease in vision in 20- to 40-year-olds. Beck is 46.
Beck says he went to a doctor for testing because he had trouble focusing with his eyes. "He said, `You have macular dystrophy. ... You could go blind in the next year.”
So I say unto you, Glenn Beck Repent, Repent, Repent!!!! All who have followed and have lost their way from this man should also fall to there knees and Repent, Repent, Repent!!!!
Send your large donation of MONEY to the attention of Holy Oak Tree and Big Holy Rock and we will pray for your forgiveness.
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ReplyDeleteAmen, brother! You know, in the Holy book it says, "Verily I say unto you, thou shalt go blind if thou lie and doth not repent!" [HO 5: 3]
Brother, he has been smitten for his lying and spinning of the facts. Yet, I believe, Brother Engineer, that his greatest sin- and the one that now takes his eyesight- is pretending to be The Holy One who sits both under the Holy Oak Tree as well as atop the Holy Rock! The defilement of these two sacred places as well as his assumption as The Holy One has cast his fate with that of 'the one born blind.'
"Ye who have eyes but doth not see the truth shall be forever smitten!" [BHR 17:2]
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